Admit it. That was you who searched on Ebay to see if anyone had put them up for auction yet.

The most notorious breast implants on the planet — those formerly housed in the widely worshipped bosom of actress and Internet hub Pamela Anderson Lee — are in need of new lodgings, and the Associated Press says Ripley's Believe It or Not! wants to display them in its Hollywood museum.

Scout's honor.

The Orlando- based museum franchise has not yet spoken to the onetime Baywatch beauty, according to her spokeswoman Marleah Leslie. (One can only assume they announced their intentions anyway just to be sure everyone knew they had first dibs.)

Leslie stated further that her client — the announcement of whose implant removal surgery made headlines Wednesday — "is not considering donating her implants. She is not considering selling them."

Those remarks would seem to indicate that Lee still has the implants in her possession, and we think that's a sign of commendable business acumen — who can say when she might need them again? (She might decide to get another acting job someday, for example.)

Ripley's reportedly hopes to display the famed sacks of silicone as part of an exhibit chronicling the lengths people have gone to down through the ages to make themselves appear beautiful. Other elements of the display would include corsets, wrappings used in the ancient Chinese practice of foot- binding, tribal body- piercing paraphernalia, and — one can only assume — a bra and box of Kleenex.

Ripley's was established by cartoonist and world traveler Robert Ripley, who drew nearly two million people to his first "Odditorium" at the 1933 Chicago World's Fair. That initial exhibit contained posters of Ripley's famous cartoons, and abnormal artifacts gathered during his extensive travels.

The phenomenon snowballed from there and people soon began going to great lengths to attract the notice of the famed collector of oddities, much as the Funniest Home Videos craze of the late '80s and early '90s spawned legions of fame- seeking amateur filmmakers. Today there are Ripley's museums in locations all over the world, a fact which strongly argues that Doomsday is upon us.